Hello Poetry Lovers
One of those domestic hazards has occurred. One that is a lifeline for all of us. Yes, the toilet seat has broken! A real blow for any household and mankind. 
So how I could not resist a toilet triolet?! A nonsense verse which could actually hit home! Do read on …
Toilet Triolet
The white toilet seat is broken
It was only put in recently
At first I thought you were joking
The white toilet seat is broken
That cheap screw was just a token
That was fitted in feebly
The white toilet seat is broken
It was only put in recently
Well, that was fun. A bit of toilet humour occasionally (more often in my case) never hurt anyone. Now, I know there’s an inner toilet in all of you, so toilet poems on a postcard to Dobby please…
Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back real soon……..
Heather Moulson 