
Hello Poetry Lovers
Sorry for my absence but the cupboard has been bare. 
Oh, don’t get me wrong – I’ve had some exciting times with the Booming Lovelies and other events, but I’ve run clean out of poems.

So, what does a bereft poet do?! Yes! Turns to Ogden Nash. These super pieces are from Parents, Keep Out, a great paperback of his from 1969. 
Do read the following, they’re great fun…

The Kitten
The trouble with a kitten is
THAT
Eventually it becomes a
CAT.

This is Dobby’s favourite. Can’t think why! 
The following ones not so much…
The Fly

The Lord in His wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.

The Wasp
The wasp and all his numerous family
I look upon as a major calamity.
He throws open his nest with prodigality,
But I distrust his waspitality.

I’ve often wondered if there are ‘regular’ wasps out there. They still go around in a swarm but not really into violence and stinging people. Or are they all just evil like Daleks?! What do you think, PL’s?

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon…..




















































































