Dobby will take charge of this site and will have a quiet reflective weekend looking at and editing my new poetry collection. So I’m glad it’s in safe hands/paws.
And all being well, I hope to do poetry at this lovely venue in Southville (if I can find it)
A charming place just ripe for reading about Scrubbers
Thanks for tuning in, PL’s I will share my adventures on my return
This time we turn to other creatures that clever Ogden Nash has featured, such as the Eel. We never really hear their side of the story.
And this one is quite handsome. A ‘good catch’ you might say.
A lady I knew bought an eel for her marine fish tank. I adored him, and named him Eric. He cost £120. Anyway, he died the next week. So best not to get too attached to them really. Bless you, Eric.
The Eel
I don’t mind eels
Except as meals,
And the way they feels.
The Octopus
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I’d call me Us.
Is it me or does that first Octopus look hacked off?! I expect they’re fed up with stupid questions like that!!
The Rhinoceros
The rhino is a homely beast,
For human eyes he’s not a feast.
Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,
I’ll stare at something less prepoceros.
This one I find a bit mean. I think she’s rather nice, and probably a vegan! Shame on you, Ogden.
Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. Do send your own preconceptions of animals in to the usual address.
Sorry for my absence but the cupboard has been bare.
Oh, don’t get me wrong – I’ve had some exciting times with the Booming Lovelies and other events, but I’ve run clean out of poems.
So, what does a bereft poet do?! Yes! Turns to Ogden Nash. These super pieces are from Parents, Keep Out, a great paperback of his from 1969.
Do read the following, they’re great fun…
The Kitten
The trouble with a kitten is
THAT
Eventually it becomes a
CAT.
This is Dobby’s favourite. Can’t think why!
The following ones not so much…
The Fly
The Lord in His wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.
The Wasp
The wasp and all his numerous family
I look upon as a major calamity.
He throws open his nest with prodigality,
But I distrust his waspitality.
I’ve often wondered if there are ‘regular’ wasps out there. They still go around in a swarm but not really into violence and stinging people. Or are they all just evil like Daleks?! What do you think, PL’s?
Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon…..
Well, what can I say about our trip to the Morecambe Poetry Festival?! A rich array of poets and poetry – and that’s just the first layer!
This is us, Trisha, Sharron and moi with the wonderful Matt Panesh! What a bloke!
As you can see, we took our art very seriously as we couldn’t resist the Eric and Ernie cutouts there!
Dr John Cooper Clarke, Henry Normal, Luke Wright, Robin Ince, Rowland Crowland and Hannah Wood were one of many talented poets on the bill, and we particularly loved Patience Agbabi. This marvellous poet from Colwyn Bay captured the era of mods and Northern soul so distinctly in her words. We were captivated. Such a wonderful human being.
We also had a passion for Salena Godden, such a fantastic reading and presentation.
This is me, Sharron and Dennis Tomlinson in anticipation of Brian Bilston…
Mr Bilston was droll and witty and topped the bill of sheer talent on Sunday night.
But before that, we had the joy of performing as Booming Lovelies in the Arndale Shopping Centre. Here we are with Susan Osborne aka A Laff from Lancashire. Thank you Susan for your support. Heather Sullivan and Anna Somerset also performed beautifully.
Sharron and I enjoy a break …
So farewell Morecambe until next year … (don’t know why Heather has such a wry smile there!).
Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon…..
And this time we will be joined by the third Booming Lovely, Trisha
The first time for Trisha but a third visit for me and Sharron. We will be performing on Sunday at the Arndale Shopping Centre at 1.30 pm. An interesting experience!
Will report back next week and share my Morecambe adventures with you.
Meanwhile have a good weekend and come up with a poem for the Arts Richmond competition….
Exciting news ! The Booming Lovelies are returning to the Guildford Institute next Friday 11th September at 3.30 pm.
Trisha, Sharron and I are very excited about reappearing at this lovely and welcoming venue and had a great rehearsal in their library. We were also thrilled to be featured in the classy R&A magazine.
Finishing off with lunch at the lovely Cote restaurant opposite the castle. I had fish stew – num!
For tickets, please go to the link below, and we hope to see you there.
I have to share with you the great night of poetry we had on Friday at the Parade’s End Bookshop in Ham.
Rachel Thomas, the wonderful bookshop owner hosted a night of poetry. This is me before it all started. With the marvellous Sharron Green, the vibrant Sam Ball and siren Del Bowen. Wine at the ready, we were full of apprehension.
I invited this marvellous group of poets to read and I was so happy they all accepted. From your left, there’s Dr Niazi, yours truly, Sharron Green, Sophie Palombo at the front – an open micer who I’d really like to see more of – behind is Dennis Tomlinson, who really broke the ice, and the lovely Liz Newbery in front of him.
Behind is boy genius Phil Porter standing next to lovely Ian Lee-Dolphin followed by maverick Sam Ball. Stylish Dilly Orme stands out in her pink, and glamorous gals Sarah Boyd and Del Bowen. What a gang!
Everyone read great poetry for five minutes, then after a very brief break, I featured with material from my new book Slummy Mummy.
This is my favourite image. Thank you, Heidi for taking this. And I’m so happy I sat next to Sharron!
Packed full to capacity, we finished just after 8 pm. Drained but happy. We really hope to do it again.
Thanks for reading about my evening, PLs. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon.