INTERVIEW…….

(Rapturous Applause) The host glides elegantly down the stairs.. Now, settle down, everybody and queue nicely. (Crowd nearly out of control with excitement. Security return early from their fag break) Today we are honoured to have the wonderful, talented and enigmatic Robert Garnham . (Pandemonium) Host bangs a ruler on the desk (There is instantContinue reading “INTERVIEW…….”

Interview!!!

That’s right, PL’s! You heard correctly! The amazing Simon Maddrell will be appearing in this very studio (Rapturous applause from the audience. Some fainting) Now calm down, PL’s, we don’t want to frighten our distinguished guest off because he’s here now. Heeere’s Simon Maddrell. (Pandemonium- Security overwhelmed). (Our esteemed guest wafts down the lighted stairs)Continue reading “Interview!!!”

Interview!!

Welcome to the show, everybody! We’re back at the Talk Show studio! (rapturous applause. Security on alert) Now calm down, Poetry Lovers, we don’t want to frighten off our esteemed guest – the amazing Mark Chamberlain … (pandemonium – the house virtually comes down) (the host bangs a ruler on the desk – there isContinue reading “Interview!!”

Interview….!!!

Hello, Poetry Lovers! (deafening applause) Yes!! We’re back in the studio again! (the audience cheers) We have a wonderful guest on the show, so let’s give him a big welcome….. (audience go wild – security on standby)…. Heeere’s Eddie Chauncy (rapturous applause as Eddie descends the lighted stairs gracefully) Eddie, welcome to the show! (pandemoniumContinue reading “Interview….!!!”

Interview….!

Starring Sharron Green…… Hello Poetry Lovers! And welcome back to the Talk Show. (rapturous applause) Yes, it’s been a while I know, but absolutely worth waiting for! I am so proud to introduce our lovely and esteemed guest for today – Sharron Green (standing ovation – security on standby) (the lovely Sharron Green wafts gracefullyContinue reading “Interview….!”

Interview!!

Yes, Poetry Lovers! We’ve got the fascinating and enigmatic poet, Michael Cutchey on the show today! (pandemonium) Now settle down, PL’s. I know you’ve been queuing all day but we don’t want to frighten our guest, do we?! Because here he is….Michael Cutchey! (our guest sweeps down the lighted stairs accompanied by disco music, almostContinue reading “Interview!!”

Interview!!

Hello and welcome to another interview, Poetry Lovers! And tonight, we have the wonderful and clever poet, Math Jones! (pandemonium) (Security stir uneasily) Now, settle down PL’s! I know you’ve been queuing all night, but all the same…….. (Host bangs a ruler on the desk. There is silence) Now what did I say, PL’s?! SettleContinue reading “Interview!!”

Interview!!

Hello, Poetry Lovers, welcome to the show! Today we have the unique, wonderful, innovative Celine Hispiche!! (pandamonium) Now settle down, PL’s. (gives them a stern look, audience sit down meekly) Excellent. Face the front! Because here she is! Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Celine Hispiche! Hello and welcome to the show, Celine! A greeting from DobbyContinue reading “Interview!!”

INTERVIEW!!!

Hello and welcome to another show, Poetry Lovers! (rapturous applause) And today we are going to feature that ultra-talented musician, writer and poet, Lucy Lyrical. (pandemonium. Several members of security write out their resignations) Now settle down, PL’s, we don’t want to put off our lovely guest because here she is………. ( standing ovation asContinue reading “INTERVIEW!!!”

INTERVIEW!

Rapturous applause Hello Poetry Lovers! And welcome to the show! Today we have the wonderful and enigmatic poet, Ray Pool! Pandemonium Now, settle down PL’s, we don’t want to overwhelm our lovely guest because here he is!!!! huge huge applause Security nervously on standby as Ray gracefully descends the lighted stairs Hello, and welcome toContinue reading “INTERVIEW!”