Undie Corner

Hello Poetry Lovers

Racy title eh? Inspired by the enigmatic Alan Gregory, this is my attempt at a Shoa poem.

And who can resist writing about underwear?! And why do we get through so much of it?! This is a lament to the underwear we have loved and lost. Do read on…

Underlings

Knickers and bras

Grey and dusty

Once splendid

Your life ended

Fit for the bin

But keep in touch  

Loose elastic

Loveless and slack

Uninviting

Unexciting

You’ve had your day

Don’t be strangers

Cotton gussets

So soft and new

Reassuring

Somewhat boring

Brings me new life

Give me a ring

My Petticoat

Grows discoloured

Their secret noise

Attracted boys

Now gone silent

Send a postcard

HEM 2026

So, did you think that was a fair assessment, PL’s? With the correct syllable count too!

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon….

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