Going to the Ball

Hello Poetry Lovers

The lovely poet Alan Gregory (@truculentbutamiable on instagram) has written a beautiful piece Going to the Ball.

Alan is a prolific poet and writes incredibly clever pieces such as villanelles and other complex structures. A hero of mine.

This time Alan has done me the honour of letting me illustrate this particular piece. My futile words cannot describe this powerful and clever poem, so I will simply let you read for yourself.

The opening piece, and fittingly Dobby is the hero(ine)

Got very fond of that mop..

Particularly love this section, my first ever attempt at a horse!

A profound stanza

Isn’t it a wonderful piece, I’m so flattered Alan used my sketches. Of course, there’s no living with Dobby now, it’s all gone to her head. But She was the rightful star of the show, natch.

I’m now practising reading it for a next poetry session. I want to get it right.

For more information on this talented and prolific poet, click on this link to see an interview with Alan himself https://heathermoulsonpoet.com/2023/01/04/interview-22/

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s and reading our collaboration. We’ll be back with more poetry adventures real soon….

Interview with Timothy Ades

Hello Poetry Lovers

Welcome back to the talk show studio

(Rapturous applause).

Our very distinguished guest tonight is poet and translator Timothy Ades.

(Standing ovation that could get out of hand!)

Now settle down, PL’s – because here he is now!! (Deafening applause as our esteemed guest walks down the lighted stairs)

Welcome to the show, Timothy. I love that crushed velvet suit!

It’s a pleasure and an honour, Heather. And what a lovely audience!

Aren’t they just?! But don’t talk too soon, Dobby’s on the prowl!!

Why don’t you fill us in on your background, Timothy?

I’m a rhyming translator-poet, in love with languages. I learnt French and Latin at school and was sometimes in Egypt in the school holidays.

My granny spoke French and my Mum loved rhymes. When the penny dropped that Latin is a dead language, I turned to modern languages and our own times.

A lovely classic background, Timothy.

When did poetry become a part of your life?

In my education there was plenty of poetry: English, and Latin, some French, even some Greek.

And quite a lot of translating. But after that, it was a long time before I started to write anything at all.

Yes, you are a very prolific translator.

Who were your biggest influences?

Shakespeare, Tennyson, Virgil, John Betjeman, songs, rhymes, hymns, and all the foreign poets I’ve translated, especially Victor Hugo, Robert Desnos, Alfonso Reyes, Bertolt Brecht.

Such incredible influences there, Timothy.

Are you working on anything at the moment?

Always! So many possible books in my computer. Always new poems.

Going on Facebook and YouTube. My bookstall of translated poetry.

We’re so impressed with your output, and so beautifully produced.

What’s the best poetry gig you’ve ever done?

  

 The best must be the launch of my biggest book, ‘Robert Desnos, Surrealist, Lover, Resistant’ with Dame Marina Warner, and Sonia Masson reciting in French and singing: I sat slumped and stolid, crushed by the weight of that book, 860 grams in paperback.

And two with music from Venezuela, thanks to Gloria Carnevali and pianist Clara Rodriguez. All those are on YouTube.

Biggest live audiences were when I won the Valle-Inclan Prize and the John Dryden Prize. Many others…!  

 

And the Worst ?!

 

A solo evening of all my books. Even with friends to read in foreign languages, it was dire!

Well, if anything, it made you stronger.

Evenings like that seem very long, don’t they?!

Thanks for coming on the show, Timothy. You’ve been a fascinating guest (Audience cheer)

Are you out on the town tonight? A poetry nightclub perhaps?

I think I’ll go home and iron this velvet suit, Heather.

Thank you so much and goodnight.

(Looks around nervously) Er – is Dobby about?

(I nod)

(Our esteemed guest legs it very fast back up the lighted stairs, followed by cries of agony and ‘watch the suit, Dobby!’ )

Wasn’t Timothy Ades a wonderful guest, PL’s?! We have the honour of his featuring at the Adelaide in March next year. Can’t wait!!

Thanks for coming to the talk show studio, Poetry Lovers. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon….

National Poetry Day (plus one)

Happy National Poetry Day, Poetry Lovers (I know, it was yesterday).

However, a late nod to such a significant day never hurt anyone.

The theme was Counting and after scribbling many words about foursomes, couples and threesomes (don’t ask!), they became redundant as I recalled the misery of sums and numbers at school. Quite depressing, I should have stuck with the threesome…..

I would have liked to have gone to the Poetry Takeaway van at the South Bank yesterday, where they would wrap you up a poem. Somehow I stayed put, and I’d had so much poetry action recently from Morecambe.

So this is the best I could muster. Do read on…

Counting Up

Hate figures and sums

Rather play with my chums

I count with my thumbs

Numbers and arithmetic

Just make me sick

Teacher gets on my wick

Equations and fractions

Lack any real action

I’d rather be in Clacton

Hated significant figures

Once I got bigger

I just drew a picture

Maths at O level

Just seemed such drivel

Numbers are the devil

HM 2024

So, how many bad memories did that bring up for us?! Plenty, I bet!!

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The Booming Lovelies are back!

Yes, Poetry Lovers, you heard right! The Booming Lovelies are back at The Spice of Life, Soho on 5th November at 2 pm.

This is a montage of our previous rehearsals and the work that we have ahead of us. We are apprehensive, but to use the words of Denis Norden –It’ll be alright on the night (afternoon).

I’ll keep you posted, PL’s. Meanwhile do book a ticket if you can. Details below

Please click the following link for tickets https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/meet-the-booming-lovelies-live-at-the-spice-of-life-soho-tickets-1022749791157?aff=oddtdtcreator

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Morecambe Magic

Hello Poetry Lovers

Yes, I’ve returned to Southern soil after a long weekend at the Morecambe Poetry Festival.

This is Sharron and I at our first ever Morecambe bus stop, newly arrived and ready to take it all on

Well, where to start… our first ever poetry festival and obviously there would be poets there! But such a multitude..!

At the Kings Arms, our first poet was the intriguing and intense Rowan McCabe and his unique triangle of the south. Well known for his door-to-door poetry, he shared his last ever call. A great start to our intense weekend of poetry.

We went on to the splendid (if chilly) Winter Gardens to see a recording of Loose Ends and then a double bill of Mike Harding and Henry Normal. I saw the latter previously at the Poetry Cafe. Wonderful poet.

Then back to the Kings Arms for Atila the Stockbroker – whom I adored in the nineties with John Ottaway. What ravers we were!

Writing this has already exhausted me so the following is a montage of all our poetry encounters and adventures…

Yes, do not adjust your sets! You saw correctly! That was indeed Pam Ayres. Lovely woman and so so sharp and clever. And yes, that was Raymond Antrobus and Lemn Sissay there. Plus the wonderful Martin Figura and Helen Ivory. I don’t just rub shoulders with ‘any old one’!

That nice man posing in front of us is Matt Panesh who jointly made this whole thing possible. What a guy!

And this is me on the open mic on Sunday, having lost my nerve the day before!

And this is us encountering the wonderful Lemn Sissay on the journey home. A lovely and charming poet. The icing on the cake!

The above features Sharron Green in action, a poet called Rowland, and Anna Somerset. I also had the pleasure of getting to know Heather Sullivan. The top picture is of me having a well deserved coffee. That’s my advice to any festival attendee, lots of coffee!

Phew! I’ve got to lie down now, even just recalling my wonderful Morecambe adventures is exhausting!

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry adventures real soon…..

Morecambe Testcard

Hello Poetry Lovers

Yes, you heard right, I said Morecambe. Off to the poetry festival with Sharron Green (one third of the Booming Lovelies).

We’re going to see the hallowed Pam Ayres at the illustrious Winter Gardens, and Atilla the Stockbroker at The Kings Arms.

Forgive me but I could not capture the stunning and intricate outline of The Winter Gardens but I have attempted the Kings Arms here.

Many great poets are appearing here such as Raymond Antrobus, Martin Figura, Thick Richard (yet to have the pleasure) and many many more.

This is me admiring the sunset on Morecambe beach.

I’ll be back with a detailed account next week, PL’s. Don’t touch that dial…

In fact, keep that finger firmly on the dial as there will be an exciting announcement very soon……

Hemline Corner

Hello Poetry Lovers

Welcome back to another favourite theme of mine – clothes.

Love writing about these very personal items. After another wonderful workshop with Sue Burge on the subject of Power Dressing, I came up with this couplet number. Wistful yet funny (I hope!).

Hemline

I ruthlessly shed low-cut numbers

Put blousy vintage dresses on eBay

Pulled hemlines over aging knees

Slit skirts a colourful memory

Revealing tops a thing of the past

Part of a glamorous heyday

Wistful glimpses of lace and stockings

Turn into American Tan hosiery

And colourful tights and mini skirts

Put me in the family way!

What do you think, PL’s? Do you have a much loved garment either in or out of your wardrobe? Let me know. Answers on a postcard please…..

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Poetry Basket Review

Hello Poetry Lovers

Welcome back to the Poetry Basket Review. And in our basket this week is

My Acrostic Mother, the brand new collection by prolific and talented poet Trisha Broomfield. Every page contains such absorbing pieces. Do treat yourselves to this wonderful collection. Meanwhile I have given it a very hot review below.

Read on…

My Acrostic Mother

By Trisha Broomfield

Presented with an abundance of glamour and nostalgia, this very personal and introspective collection of acrostic poetry gives us a sharp insight on a mother’s era. Striking a chord of recognition in us all.  

  Pieces going as far back as Land Army Girl, this will touch something deep within us. From the rustle of our mother’s petticoats to the texture of their lipstick. So many rich and wistful subjects are covered and I’m happy to take you on this glorious bittersweet journey if you’ll hold my gloved hand. 

Classily laid out into sections with witty quotes from iconic women, my favourite being Dorothy Parker’s, and full of inked black and white illustrations, we delve into this collection of acrostics.  This form isn’t easy for some but for Trisha Broomfield this came naturally and swiftly.

However, don’t be fooled into thinking this is an over-sentimental collection. It’s bright and sharp, and never maudlin. 

One feels the elegance of Gloves and Hats, once a must-have for a woman, and the evocative The Red Net Dress that draws us in beautifully before it eases us wistfully into Negligees, the ultimate glamour with the witty realities of those impractical things. 

I am particularly drawn to Caftans/Kaftans. The latter reminding readers like me that I treasured such a garment in 1975.

‘Now I feel,’ you’d say, ‘Swish and stylish, like Elizabeth Taylor, in a way.’  

We are almost in the room. 

We move to extraordinarily detailed pieces with the unforgettable Mascara, receptive of much womanly spit in a hard block case. In Clear Nail Varnish, we can hear a mother’s echo so distinctly.    Plus the painful Face Packs, and The Home Perm. Truly mother territory, agonising yet cherished

Mum and a pile of turquoise plastic rollers in the sink.

 Weren’t they endless?!  

Pond’s Cold Cream will put a shiver down the reader’s spine, recalling the sophistication of that pert white pot. A solid staple on the dressing table.  The reader will become more wistful.

We move onto that disappearing domestic staple of Sunday Lunch and Toast and Dripping that will have us salivating, or an urge to run to the shop after reading Walnut Whips.  Not to mention the other hallowed whip, Bird’s Instant Whip that has such intricate detail.  Surprising the reader at how these foods are still treasured.

The subheadings are skilfully done, moving the reader to tears – and hunger. For instance, Mackeson still stays on the tongue. 

Mum swore by a daily dose.

They did indeed.  Then we visit that fabulous adage of the sophisticated Rothmans.  Once a vital social prop. 

Rothmans were elegant. 

Such a true line. 

Snowball reminds us of that extraordinary illuminated yellow drink with the panache of the vivid red cherry – a ritual once for ladies in my own family.   In Darning Socks, a clear and bittersweet image of every mother armed with a large needle and a dark sock will come to mind. 

Socks worn until they resemble holey cheese.   

Classic line.

Knitting Patterns, once a commonplace sight in every household, visually beautiful and much missed, and the Football Pools now nudged onto the internet, that lost its personal interaction on the doorstep. 

Accelerating to darker waters and a layer is stripped away with the poignant Miscarriage and the real hazards of Agoraphobia.

   And no-one else could see the world that she could see.

A very private hell indeed. 

The stirring Writing Letters and Stories will remind us of that regular occupation with Basildon Bond and other relevant material, such that is used in this glorious piece.  A very private view of a lost world.  We forget the volume of letters written back then.

We travel right back to a wartime childhood with Little Sister, that unravelled family traumas and every girl’s terror of spinsterhood.  A terrible fate back then. 

The heartbreaking Desmond really gives us an insight into the poet’s mother’s other life, a cad being a recurring theme through generations, then we are even more illuminated by the astoundingly visual Terry Wogan’s Fight the FlabDean Martin gives us a haze of glamour from that glossy show and constant cigarettes.

Now she’s gone, we share Dean Martin Live at The Sands. 

A very poignant link and an apt way to end this touching collection.     

Some of you will want to stay on this journey and go round again.  I highly  recommend that you do.

 

Do treat yourselves to a copy, PL’s. Available on Amazon now.

Also catch Trisha Broomfield’s poetry page on Facebook. Great pieces put on there.

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry adventures real soon….

Tricube City

Hello Poetry Lovers

I thought I’d revisit my old pals, the Tricubes. Always loved them. They’re great company.

Do you remember the rules? 3 line stanzas, 3 stanzas and 3 syllables a line. Do try one, they’re great fun. I’ve done one on food, but I’m not sure why Dobby’s crept in there.

Read on….

Stupid Twit

You burnt it

Once again

Charred supper

Daft bugger!

Yes, explain..

Take away

Every day

You’re a pain!

HM 2024

What do you think, PL’s? I’d love to see one from you. Any subject. Dobby will edit them on their arrival.

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon….

Essential Corner

Hello Poetry Lovers

Welcome to September. And what’s the best way to start this significant month?! Yes! Some life advice. I’ve thought through everything and I’m sure I’ve covered it all in this piece.

Of course, I welcome your own thoughts but meanwhile, do read on…

Life Advice

First of all, get yourself a good quality coat

Through every outing, it’ll keep you afloat

A nice pair of shoes, but don’t drive in them, my dear

You’ll ruin them for good as you change gear

            (Fake) pearls – not such a tragedy if the chain breaks

They’ll give you confidence to have what it takes

A classic regular dish – don’t say fish and chips

A solid home cooked meal should pass your lips

A tablecloth spread out – one of your Mum’s

Much loved material that will pick up crumbs  

A Good bra – ignore that pretty one in Primark

Get a well fitted one from John Lewis or Marks

Cotton knickers – the same principle applies

Don’t get skimpy, and keep plenty of supplies

A Good skirt – hung up there in your wardrobe  

To be treasured and worn like a luxurious robe

Good trousers that are classic is a nice asset

You’ll feel like a movie star on a Hollywood set

any cardigan is a good one, if you ask me

Cashmere or acrylic, wear it flauntingly

But Being kind is much harder than you think

Just keep being nice even if the company stinks

A Good sense of humour a must-have – but don’t worry

if they don’t laugh, they’re the ones who will be sorry

HM 2024

Well, PL’s, I hope that’s put us on the right track for a new month. Let’s see what September will bring us….and I look forward to any further advice.

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon….