Yes, it’s coming up again. The Sealey Challenge – where one reads a poetry pamphlet everyday for the whole of August.
I’ve always wanted to write a piece about this enigmatic task but words have failed me.
However, the lovely talented Sharron Green has come up with a belter! Adore this poem, sums it up entirely. Do read on…
Sincerely Challenged
The Sealey Challenge has been one, it’s harder than it looks. To read and post through August, that’s quite a lot of books!
I’ve mostly kept to ones I have as there are now a few and reading them has long been on my list of things to do.
There is a huge variety in poetry I find – the style, the form and subject – impress upon the mind.
Plus seeing them flow together, the way they grace the page, gives tips and inspiration
for when I reach that stage. I’m grateful to the poets who have channeled words through pen,
and to the Sealey Challenge for the month to savour them.
rhymes_n_roses 2024
Wasn’t that just wonderful?! Sharron captured that daunting yet enticing prospect so well.
Thank you so much, Sharron. Excellent piece. We’ll keep you updated with the Sealey Challenge, PL’s. And perhaps you’d like to take on this task yourselves! It’s surprising how many poetry books one has.
This is a picture of us with our lovely pal Trisha Broomfield, having lunch at Huffkins after a superb poetry workshop at Kingston Library. Every Tuesday morning at 11 am, do go if you can. Taken by the wonderful Adam Gary.
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Now that we are actually in summertime (I think?), I’ve found this lovely seasonal piece by Sharron Green.
So descriptive and personal, I couldn’t resist illustrating her poem and sharing it with you.
I would love to write a piece like this, but all I have at the moment is a summer triolet that I will have to blow the cobwebs off.
This is a much classier poem, I know you’ll enjoy it. Do read on…
Touching Base
Sit me in a flower bed. Let the perfume fill my head. Chase away the angst and dread. Leave me feeling calm.
Plonk me on a tired bench. Freeing it will be a wrench. Feel my frowny face unclench. Breathe in nature’s balm.
Park me by a tinkling stream. Let the ripples wash me clean. Save the scene for my next dream. Gardens work their charm.
rhymes_n_roses 2024
Fabulous piece, wasn’t it. So visual and vibrant.
Thank you so much, Sharron and more please. Do look at Sharron’s wonderful website for more delightful pieces http://rhymesnroses.com or follow her on Instagram on @rhymes_n_roses Sharron also has a fabulous new collection Willing Words. Treat yourselves!
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Welcome back to the talk show studio. Our wonderful guest tonight is the enigmatic and talented Jacqueline Schaalje
(Audience cheer ecstatically as Jacqueline descends the lighted stairs)
Welcome to the show, Jacqueline.
Please take a seat on the chaise lounge and fill us in on your background
Thanks for having me, Heather! I’ve always dreamt of being featured on your entertaining and well-managed poetry blog.
As you may or may not have noticed when you met me last year, Heather, I’m happy to be part of any background.
Although I’ve noticed that some of my friends decline sitting near a rubbish bin or the kitchen in a restaurant, because of the smell. I’ve now also taken over this eccentric peeve, too.
Other backgrounds are still fine. I like country and city. My favourite background at home is the bookcase.
Oh, that would turn my stomach too. And a bookcase is a classy background with great potential.
When did poetry become part of your life?
I know, I know, terrible cliché, but poetry has always been a part of my life. My mother preferred funny poetry or poetry that was unsentimental.
Both my parents were eager readers, and they and people in their circle were interested in language.
I like all kinds of poetry and prose. I really don’t understand what people have against sentimentality or why you should avoid it. I’m an outwardly cold person, so yes, give me sentimentality anytime!
Fascinating, Jacqueline. And I couldn’t agree more. Who were your biggest influences?
My biggest early influences were Sinterklaas rhymes (I grew up in the Netherlands) and hymns (since my father played the church organ and my uncle was a vicar).
Attending church was a cultural clash for me since I’m an atheist, but the patterns and rhythms have become ingrained.
I majored in English at uni. Of all the poets I studied during that time, I was most interested in Keats and Yeats because of their sound. I admired Shakespeare and Emily Dickinson because of their creative ideas.
I like the democratization process so that many more poetic voices are being heard today. I read poetry in other languages too. For example, my ex-partner introduced me to Hebrew poetry.
Those rhymes sound fascinating, and yes, there are hymns I still know every word of today. A big influence on us. I would love to hear some Hebrew poetry.
Are you working on anything at the moment?
I never feel that I’m working on something. Poetry is a cross between hobby and therapy for me. I practice my hobby every day and fall deeper in love.
It’s probably not a good idea to fall in love with your own poems, but you can’t write a good one if you don’t.
I started two new poems today; that may sound like a lot but most of my poems don’t go anywhere. I revise them many times.
I agree, Jacqueline, but we can’t help ourselves!
What’s the best poetry gig you’ve ever done? And the Worst?!
I’ve done only nice poetry gigs. The best one was the one in Teddington with you, Heather. I remember the timekeeper telling me I should stop after what felt like one minute.
To be honest, although I like the community of poets, giving a reading isn’t my cup of tea. I’d rather read a book or write, or go to a good play.
I’ll never forget our night at Teddingtonand your wonderful pieces.
You’ve been a fascinating guest, Jacqueline
(audience cheer wholeheartedly).
How long are you here for? Let’s go back to Stratford upon Avon again
(our esteemed guest looks awkward)
Ah, you’re going with Dobby and her pals, aren’t you?
It’s the highlight of my trip, Heather. Perhaps one day you’ll be invited…..
It’s okay, you live with the rejection after a while. Feet up in front of the telly again for me tonight. I hope Crossroads is on!
Thanks so much for being a wonderful guest
(standing ovation while the lovely Jacqueline alights the stairs)
Wasn’t Jacqueline an interesting and fascinating guest, PL’s?! Very vibrant and talented.
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Recently, at the Laureates’ Lounge in Staines in a delightful open mic poetry reading, organised by Adam Gary, there was a poet who read in English and Welsh.
It sounded superb, and tempted me to get out the Welsh forms I had learnt about and written.
We start with a Hay(na) Ku – please don’t make me pronounce it! – a very simple poetic form of a 3 line poem, one word in the first line, two in the second and three in the third. One can also do a reverse piece.
Hay(na) Ku
Please
Don’t say
Best left unsaid
Please
Don’t tell
Best kept secret
Please
Don’t write
Best avoid slander
Please
Don’t record
Best have silence
Please
Don’t listen
Best to ignore
Please
Don’t go
Best to stay
HM 2022
Then we move onto a Cyrch a Chwta (that seems better known) – an 8 line stanza, with 7 syllables per line. Line 7 crosses rhymes with line 8 on either syllable 3, 4 or 5.
Cyrch a Chwta
Your performance was so dire
So like a funeral pyre
It did not set me on fire
And don’t call me a liar
I knew you were crap prior
When I heard all this via
CRITICS WHO SAY YOU STINK!
Which I think is on the flyer
HM 2022
Weren’t they great, PL’s?! I’d like to see some of yours too…. Incidentally, I have the honour of being invited to be feature poet at the Staines Laureates Lounge on the 9th July. Come along if you can….
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I thought I’d feature some of Roald Dahl’s children’s poetry today. Funny, cheeky and intriguing.
Previously I’ve only been familiar with his short stories, in fact, Kiss Kiss was the first adult paperback I ever bought in Enfield Town. I still remember the slim glossy elegance of that Penguin Book.
Although most of Dahl’s stories have been televised on Tales of the Unexpected, beautifully done with a great cast, they didn’t have the power of keeping one awake at night like the actual text.
So, Dahl’s poetry is a new discovery for me. Some were very long but these were just the right measure of delight. Do read on
Hot And Cold
A woman who my mother knows Came in and took off all her clothes.
Said I, not being very old, ‘By golly gosh, you must be cold! ‘
As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives Said he, ‘I think it’s much more fun Than getting stuck with only one.’
Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey diddle diddle We’re all on the fiddle And never get up until noon. We only take cash Which we carefully stash And we work by the light of the moon.
Weren’t they fun, PL’s? Delightful pieces, I liked the Hot and Cold poem best. I’ll almost forgive this writer for giving me nightmares, I said almost……
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Today we return to the Skeltonic section, skeltonic love in fact. A very poignant poem written in this form by talented poet, Trisha Broomfield. A sad situation told in a clever point of view. I know you’ll love it.
Skeltonic Love
You say you love me dearly but our coupling is yearly a relationship so nearly,
another night another bed you rest your weary head look where your fame has led.
You’re up there on the stage a different town, a different page only your body you engage
while your mind remains aloof as if I need some proof you’ll soon be on the hoof
your talent is undoubted and from the rooftops shouted every rule there is you’ve flouted.
Today, we are honoured to have the enigmatic and talented Pip McDonald here with us. (Standing ovation – security nervously on standby)
Now settle down, PL’s, because here she comes now!!!
(Rapturous applause as our esteemed guest alights from the stairs)
Welcome to the show, Pip. How lovely to have you with us.
Take a velvet seat and fill us in on your background
Pleasure to be here, Heather.
I was born in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne and have also spent time in London.
I worked in education for many years, including in a learning technology context in higher education and a university language centre.
I am a DJ for The Thursday Night Show, an online radio station.
In the past, I have enjoyed writing songs, singing in a choir, and playing the guitar. I have always been creative. It is an important thread that runs throughout everything I do.
(Photo by Alex J Newman)
I loved contributing to the #creativeHE Community, for example co-hosting an online open mic event.
I have enjoyed experimenting with creating video poetry and screened a film at the City Lit Film and Animation Festival in 2023.
I was excited to become a fellow of the Royal Society of Arts (RSA) in 2023.
(Photo by Jordan Smith)
Pip! I am so impressed.
You really are a vibrant presence on the poetry and arts scene. And your radio show sounds so cool.
(Audience cheer in agreement)
When did poetry become a part of your life?
I started writing songs from an early age. I loved writing lyrics and playing an acoustic guitar my Dad gave me. I think the poetry came from there.
I wrote and performed poems in a range of spoken word events. I enjoyed writing and curating the performative element.
I was keen to explore the extent to which poetic approaches could be embedded into learning contexts. For example, moving from an academic presentation to a performance at an event by the National Society for Education in Art and Design (NSEAD), the possibilities of moving from PowerPoint to ‘Power Poem’ was lots of fun.
When in-person events became possible again, performing at a range of spoken word events all over the UK including Derby, Oxford and Brighton was great.
Highlights were appearing at Rich Mix for the British Bilingual Poetry Collective (BBPC), the Late Shows, Wandsworth Fringe and with Lost Souls and High Tide Festival in Twickenham.
I loved combining genres and practices to create something novel.
For example, I wrote and performed a ‘poetry game’ or a gamified identity performance at the ART + 2023 (Art Reimagined with Technology) Royal College of Art & Falmouth University in 2023 in an online capacity.
Additionally, I performed a ‘digitally enhanced poetry comic’ as part of a project led by Lifewide Education exploring the United Nations Sustainable Development Goals (SDG).
Oh! A Poetry Comic! That’s so clever, I would LOVE to do that !
Finally, I enjoyed exploring the idea of enhancing poetic performance using costumes and digitally enhanced wearables such as an LED mask, shoes and a wig!
In an Instagram magazine called Fusion in an article entitled ‘One Poet Flew Over the Conference Nest’ I explore the idea of combining cosplay and poetry to create cos-poetics.
Could wearable poetry be a new thing?
Pip, I am loving these concepts of poetry, especially wearable poetry. I’m up for that !
Who were your biggest influences?
My Mum inspired me to explore the work of Joyce Grenfell and Victoria Wood. Drawing on ‘Nursery School’ by Joyce Grenfell, I wrote ‘Boris Don’t Do That’ for Multipolyscriptoscribble 8, an interdisciplinary arts event at The Glitch in London in December 2023 curated by Lawrence Blackman.
Mum always used to say “energy creates energy”, so I try to perform with as much energy as possible. Drawing on the well-known song ‘Barry and Freda’ by Victoria Wood, I wrote and performed comedy poem entitled ‘Let’s Teach it/Research It’.
Additionally, my Dad took me to a Rick Wakeman concert. As a result, I was inspired to write a poem called ‘Journey to the Centre of Research’ for the Learning, Skills and Research (LSRN) Conference. Who knew that progressive rock could inspire poetry?
At an online Write Out Loud event on Zoom, I saw Lee Campbell perform in a multimodal capacity.
He inspired me to both explore and experiment with technology-enhanced poetry and has been an incredible source of support and encouragement.
I’m loving these influences, Pip. Joyce and Rick opened up so many possibilities to us. And Lee Campbell is so innovative. Adore his work
I was also inspired by the crowdsourced poetry approach used by the poet Dan Simpson. The method invites participants to contribute to a prompt and a poem is created by amalgamating the responses. I really liked the idea of collaborative poetry.
I am always inspired by Hannah Stanislaus, in terms of her authenticity and integrity, and I am grateful for the opportunities she has given me with the Lost Souls poetry group.
Additionally, I have been working on a poem that will be published in the Oxford Poetry Library zine and am working on a poetry collection that will be published by William Cornelius Harris.
And we’re looking forward to that, and Oxford Poetry Library zine is a classy publication.
What’s the best gig you’ve ever done? And the Worst?!
One of the most exciting opportunities I had was to be the Poet-in-Residence at the Learning Skills and Research Network (LSRN) annual conference at Aston University in Birmingham in 2023. It was a way to combine poetry, learning and research and was a real privilege.
I wrote and performed a range of poems available on SoundCloud.
Additionally, I wrote an article exploring the experience in the conference journal entitled ‘What is a Poet Doing at a Conference? A Provocation’. This was a good question and fun to try to answer.
In July 2023, my Mum had a stroke that had a significant impact. I wrote and performed a poem exploring the effects of the stroke at a poetry event called Poetic Conversations at Chelsea Library.
The performance made a member of the audience cry. I was very concerned about the person who was upset.
After some reflection, I wondered what poets and poems are for. What would a job description and person specification for a poet be like? Perhaps the real purpose is to provide a safe space to help the audience feel something.
I explore poetic identity in a poem published by Aayo Magazine called ‘The Velveteen Poet’ inspired by The Velveteen Rabbit (1922) by Margery Williams. We have a responsibility to look after ourselves and our audiences. Poetry is about self and other.
I’m so sorry about your Mum, Pip. One of those cruel blows we get in life. You’re both in our thoughts.
Pip, this is just fascinating. I could talk to you all day
(audience heartily cheer)
So, poetry on the agenda tonight?
I’m just on the town tonight with Dobby and her pals. Soho pubs have been warned! Some are closing early.
Darn it! Why am I never invited?! Z Cars for me again tonight! Be careful, they’re a wild bunch!!
Thank you for coming on the show, Pip. You’ve been a delight.
(audience applaud followed by a standing ovation as our guest elegantly climbs the lighted stairs)
Wasn’t Pip an amazing guest, PL’s?! Follow Pip on Facebook, and we’ll look out for her new collection.
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I thought I’d return to the Meeting Myself platform. Especially as I’ve had an irresistible pantoum by clever poet Trisha Broomfield. Imagine meeting yourself on a bus!! Well, Trisha does, and copes beautifully, as you will see
Meeting Me, a pantoum
I met her on the bus, this me
with guarded eyes and stuck on smile
is this what other people see?
I think from me I’ll run a mile
with guarded eyes and stuck on smile
I’ll hop off at the next bus stop
I think from me I’ll run a mile
and nip into the nearest shop
I’ll hop off at the next bus stop
I’m sure that she won’t follow me
and nip into the nearest shop
or maybe find a place for tea
I’m sure that she won’t follow me
I’ll try Starbucks for a coffee
or maybe find a place for tea
I’ll leave her lagging far behind
I’ll try Starbucks for a coffee
is this what other people see?
I’ll leave her lagging far behind
I met her on the bus, this me.
Trisha Broomfield 2024
Wasn’t that a beautiful piece, PL’s?! So heartfelt. Thank you so much, Trisha. Please keep them coming.
Have any of my poets nearly met themselves? I would love to know. Answers on a postcard please….
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I thought it might be fun to revisit the Skeltonic corner. Not only that, I could write about my favourite themes – bed & sleeping.
These forms are great fun and you can do a lot with them. I have been quite slovenly and cheated as the lines should be very short but rules are there to be broken.
Do read on….
Skeltonic Fun
Stretched on the bed
Catching some Zeds
My inhibitions shed
Horizontal is best
More sleep to digest
The only way to invest
I think Rising at noon
Is really far too soon
To leave the bedroom
Catching up on sleep
While feelings run deep
Too tired to count sheep
My reasons are complex
And don’t feature sex
As everyone expects
Defined as lazy is fine
My inactivity is mine
Oh, I think it’s bedtime!
H Moulson 2024
Aren’t these fun, PL’s?! And I want to see skeltonic ones from you please. Answers on a postcard to the usual address….
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In our timeless basket today, we are honoured to have Roger Waldron’s My C&A Years. A charismatic and quirky collection of witty pieces with pathos and raw honesty. As you will see, I have given this great collection a hot review. Very well deserved.
My C & A Years
by Roger Waldron
Who couldn’t resist such an alluring and nostalgic title?! Giving us a gateway to razor sharp quirky pieces by Roger Waldron. Published by Dreich, with classy endorsements on the back cover.
Who couldn’t get drawn in with the edgy Fly on the kitchen worktop, and Shop ( Lift) Local with its black market capers and Geography teacher? Hating this type of teacher the most, I endorse this one all the way, and I wouldn’t be the only one. Waldron’s black satirical humour will carry us effortlessly through these unique observations. Having your Cake, a timeless expression is put to a delicate human situation while enjoying a piece of lemon drizzle.
The ingenious My Yoga teacher puts me in a difficult position has clever ambivalent overtones, not entirely subtle but still carries a gentle subtext. More blatant sexual proposals appear in Fighting Talk, with a predatory neighbour. The narrator preferring a miscarriage of justice with the Police to the alternative. Such soot-edged humour.
A bohemian feel and bond is very present in Fair is Fare with wine involved, and more delightful edginess with It’s only neighbourly like. The narrator grants sexual favours while the neighbour still complains. Love it.
Tuesday Date Night has a sad tone but like its sibling quirky pieces, it’s by no means mawkish. Simply tender details of planned sexual antics nipped in the bud! Dinner party has a crisp menacing text. Alluring.
Wind Blows my poetry off Course puts a natural bodily function into intricate and clever detail. The lonely, poignantly funny Some enchanted Cheesy Evening gives a sharp viewpoint of abandonment and cheese. A Stinking Bishop will never be the same again.
We end with the frank Dirty talk, which is not remotely so, just a detailed and personal encounter that’s so wonderfully believable.
Well done, Dreich for publishing such a unique collection, and praise to prolific poet Roger Waldron himself. Not to be missed.
For a real treat, order a copy of My C&A Years and follow the man himself on X
@rogerthereg
Thanks for tuning into the Poetry Basket hour, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon….