A Nonsense Sonnet

Hello Poetry Lovers

Welcome to the nonsense sonnet hour. The talented Trisha Broomfield has written a beautiful and tender nonsense sonnet that is truly irresistible.

I am envious because I do struggle with sonnets and like me, you will be glued to this very tender and inventive one…..

Nonsense Sonnet

A distant lighthouse beams strawberry creams

puffins in love share a Valentine’s kiss

dolphins, romantic, pen poems in reams

adders speed date, sip Chartreuse with a kiss

pink thrift glows purple with passion at night

seals bask in twilight, share After Eight Mints

seaweeds caressing tie lovers knots tight

lounge lizards entwine, speak softly, drop hints

seahorses surfing the net for a mate

molluscs, bivalve, eating spinach with cheese

seagulls play poker with chips until late

badgers dig deep in their pockets to please

beautiful life by the sea all the time

mermaids construct all their sonnets to rhyme.

Trisha Broomfield 2023

Wasn’t that just wonderful?! So full of beautiful detail. Thank you so much Trisha, please keep them coming.

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. Is there a nonsense piece in you?! I suspect there is. Poems on a postcard please…..

Interview with Stephen Claughton

Yes, Poetry Lovers, we’re back in the talk show studio (rapturous applause)

And today, our wonderful esteemed guest is talented and prolific poet, Stephen Claughton. (huge applause) (Stephen Claughton glides on elegantly, if a little wary).

Thank you so much for coming on the show, Stephen. And what a cool flowery shirt and tie !(audience cheer in agreement)

Now don’t look so worried, Dobby is not about – at the moment. You won’t be bitten – yet!

That’s a relief! Pleasure to be here, Heather

I’m a big fan of your poetry, Stephen.

Would you like to fill us in on your background ?

I’d be glad to. I grew up in Manchester, read English at Oxford and worked for many years as a civil servant. I’ve recently been a borough and town councillor and was Mayor of Berkhamstead for a year.

Although I enjoyed my time in local politics, I stood down at the May elections to allow more space for poetry and my family. I have a wife, two daughters and two young grandsons.

Oh marvellous. It must have been an honour to wear that gold chain. So splendid looking.

But yes, any sort of politics is very time consuming, so that was a good move. One that’s paid off well.

As well as writing poetry, I’ve done some reviewing for The High Window and London Grip, among others.

I’m a member of Ver Poets, for whom I manage their social media and compile the monthly e-letter. I’ve recently become their Chair. We’re a long-established group in St Albans but have national and international membership.

We’re currently revamping our website and putting together a varied programme of readings, open-mic events and workshops. Open to non-members too.

Oh yes, they have a very good reputation. Reaching out to more poets is a great idea. We should all do that.

When did poetry become a part of your life?

I began writing poetry in my early teens. My mother taught English but it was my school teachers who were my main inspiration. One of our texts was The Albermarle Book of Modern Verse which became my gateway into 20th century poetry.

We remember some teachers all our lives, don’t we. They open so many doors for us.

Despite some early success, there was a long period when I didn’t produce anything, even though I still read poems. When I did send some out to magazines, editors were encouraging but nothing got published.

It wasn’t until I was in my fifties that I started writing seriously. I had a lack of time and confidence, poetry was too important to risk failing at. Then I reached an age when I realised I was going to fail by default, if I didn’t do something about it.

Yes, these moments of clarity visit us, and we’re very glad they do. But it has to be the right moment.

Who were your biggest influences?

There are lots of poets I admire and many have influenced me, but I’ll pick out two – one bad and the other good. T.S. Eliot was a great poet but a bad influence on me as a teenager. It made me think good poetry had to be obscure. I was rescued by Hugo Williams – I admired his clarity and directness as well as his poems. How he revised poems from start to finish rather than line by line. It was a revelation to me.

Yes, adore Hugo Williams. Bit ambivalent about Thomas…..

Tell us about The 3-D Clock and The War with Hannibal. Both very moving collections.

Poetry Salzburg published my first pamphlet The War with Hannibal at the end of 2019. It isn’t an epic to do with the Second Punic War: the title poem is about a Latin lesson and there are poems on a variety of subjects. One reviewer noted that a number of them occur in pairs – two about Larkin, two about tying ties, two ekphrastic poems and three about birds.

I adore those tie pieces. It is an amazingly detailed and personal collection.

And so is the The 3-D Clock, an insight into a painful journey..

The 3-D Clock which Dempsey & Windle published in 2020, deals with my late mother’s dementia. I hadn’t set out to write a sequence about it, but her illness was a large part of my life, so not surprising that it became a subject. The poems kept coming even after the pamphlet was published, although I hope they’ve stopped now – for everyone’s sake.

We might not want them to stop, Stephen. Beautiful moving poetry.

Are you working on anything at the moment?

I’ve recently finished (I think) a series of poems about drawings in Hokusai’s The Great Picture Book of Everything. The pictures were made for an encyclopaedia that wasn’t printed, so they weren’t destroyed in the woodblock-making process. The British Museum acquired them and held an exhibition a couple of years ago.

At the moment, I’m working on a sequence of sonnets about people I met in hospital many years ago. I don’t know if it will come to anything.

They’re both fascinating subjects, Stephen, and it’s funny how people in our past stay with us so powerfully. I love sonnets. I look forward to reading.

Now (Audience gasp in anticipation) what’s the best gig you’ve ever done? And the Worst…?

My best gig was in June this year, when the Toddington Poetry Society had me as a guest reader at one of the regular meetings in the Luton Irish Forum. They were very welcoming and gave me three quarters of an hour in the first half, and five minutes at the end, so I was able to read a large selection of my work. They even bought copies of my pamphlets!

My worst reading was one I organised myself. Poetry Salzburg are in Austria so I had to make my own launch for The War with Hannibal. I hired a room over a pub in Berkhamstead and had flyers printed, which I left with local bookshops and libraries. I advertised the event on social media, Ver Poets e-letter, and even contacted the local paper. Beside my wife and daughter, and some friends, only three members of the public turned up. They were polite, asked questions at the end but didn’t buy any copies.

The venue was ideal, and I enjoyed doing the reading but as a book launch, it was something of a disaster.

Dempsey & Windle were to launch The 3-D Clock at The Poetry Cafe but Covid put an end to that.

Both my pamphlets have been victims of the pandemic. I’m still trying to make up lost ground.

Yes, my heart went out to poets that had been published at that time. Well, your best gig sounded fantastic but your worst… oh no! Funny, you see these beautiful venues sometimes but….. I hope you make up for it with your next collection.

Thank you so much for coming on the show, Stephen. A fascinating and clever guest (ecstatic applause from audience) so out and about tonight, Stephen?

Dobby’s barred me from all clubs in London

Ah yes, it’s the shirt and tie, you see. She didn’t like it – and speaking of which, here she comes!

(Our esteemed guest legs it – fast!). Ah bless her, Dobby’s going after him! Now, be gentle, Dobby!

Wasn’t Stephen Claughton a wonderful and fascinating guest?! (Another ecstatic round of applause). I highly recommend Stephen’s two collections. Go to http://www.stephenclaughton.com to treat yourselves, and see more delightful poetry.

Thanks so much for attending the talk show, Poetry Lovers. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon…..

As I was going to St Ives

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We all know ‘As I was going to St Ives..’. They call this traditional piece a nursery rhyme but I would say this was a riddle. I do remember it catching me out. A simple question, yet not. A very intriguing piece of writing.

Inspired by my lovely pal Trisha Broomfield’s recent trip to St Ives, I couldn’t resist featuring and illustrating this piece, especially with cats involved. Although it seems cruel they’re in a sack with their kitties, so I’ve put them in a shopping trolley. Presumably they weren’t big on animal welfare then.

And seven wives?! Isn’t that bigamy?! Did anyone report this man to the Police?! Believe that’s a very serious charge!

As I was going to St. Ives,

I met a man with seven wives,

Each wife had seven sacks,

Each sack had seven cats,

Each cat had seven kits:

Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,

How many were there going to St Ives?

Well, I’m not sure in this case whether the old ones are really the best but I hope you enjoyed that riddle. Answers on a postcard please to the usual address….

This is a better route to St Ives! Very wise cat there.

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon….

Barbara Brownskirt

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Yes, you heard right! Once again, we had the delight of Barbara Brownskirt. This time at The Phoenix Arts Centre in Tottenham Court Road.

And I had the wonderful Sharron Green with me, who became an instant convert to this hallowed cagoule wearing genius. Plus her lovely pal Tracey Collins aka Elvis Lesley. Adore her as Audrey Heartburn too!

Even better, after this explosive show, Sharron penned this fabulous poem to our heroine(s). Sums up our great experience of last night. Do read on …

Barbara Brownskirt

last night we had a super time
at Barbara Brownskirt’s show
the poetry was just sublime
and she was in full flow

the Phoenix Art Club’s really cool,
a ritzy glitzy place
as Barbara stood in her cagoule
a frown lit up her face

the men-oh-pause was mentioned lots,
the menace of men-spreading,
for Judi Dench she has the hots,
she’d love a bus stop wedding

when Elvis Lesley, dressed in white,
gyrated and bedazzled
her lyrics were pure dynamite
she left the building frazzled

our time together was too short
the laughs it gave us plenty
clutching the gift pack Heather bought
I dreamt of SE20.

Wasn’t that a fantastic piece! Thank you so much, Sharron. So witty and really told it all!

Our next mission is get to Barbara’s bus stop to protest against it being sanitised! As you can see above, Sharron is holding one of the limited edition packs of Barbara’s two collections plus a badge and one of Barbara’s pop socks. If I was her, I’d get that insured!

The Phoenix Arts Centre is a terrific cabaret venue and I would thoroughly recommend a night out there. Full of wine, margaritas and admiration for Ms Brownskirt, we went happily back to Waterloo.

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon…..

Sat Navigated

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Today we are tackling that bane of our existence, The Sat Nav. Derided yet so necessary – or is it?! Did we throw away our A-Zs and maps too soon?! I remember trying to get round Central London with one of those things. Nearly got out and walked! Only I couldn’t!

Clever poet Sharron Green has bravely taken this sometimes baffling system on with hilarious and stressful results! We feel her frustration all the way in this wonderful piece. Read on

I’m Sat-Naive 

I have a trusty Sat Nav

and mostly it’s ok,

but there’s no excuse 

for the wild goose

it made me chase Monday.

We set off from South London –

a trip I’ve done before 

but the Sat route

just did not shoot 

down to the Sussex shore.

Instead of speedy motorway

the A roads switched to B,

down country lanes

with unknown names –

one hour stretched to three!

My brother was so patient, 

he didn’t like to say

“You have a choice –

switch off her voice –

you know the bloody way!”

@rhymes_n_roses

Wasn’t that such a great piece?! And so so true! We are literally in the Sat Nav’s hands! Thank you so much, Sharron. Please keep them coming!

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry capers real soon…..

My Undoing ….

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Today’s poetry prompt has been the term ‘Un’ . Understanding there are endless possibilities with this when you think about it. I’ve made this piece a bit bitter sweet. I hope you like it

Unfulfilled

Undoing my shoes 

Undressing at night alone 

Understated underwear 

Ungainly half-slips 

Unwashed knickers 

Unmade up face 

Unfit for purpose 

Undercooking the supper

In an unoiled pan 

Understanding – or not –

That you’re working late

Unscheduled of course 

Unplanned but unfortunately 

undone  

I don’t unpack my bags this time 

I write you an underscored email 

And undo the front door 

Thanks for tuning in, Poetry Lovers. I hope you weren’t underwhelmed by this word exercise. I look forward to hearing your own particular uninhibited pieces on this exercise.

We’ll be back with more poetry adventures real soon…

Walter de la Mare Corner

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Yes, I stumbled upon Walter de la Mare’s collection Secret Laughter the other night.

Published in 1969, it inevitably brought back memories of childhood, and reading his poems at school. As we know, any education is wasted on the young and I enjoyed reading them a lot more now.

I’ve chosen and illustrated two pieces – the first one’s a bit unnerving (but couldn’t resist!) and the second one, as you will see, is very close to our hearts.

Some One

Some one came knocking

At my wee small door;

Some one came knocking,

I’m sure – sure – sure;

I listened, I opened,

I looked to left and right,

But nought there was a-stirring

In the still dark night;

Only the busy beetle

Tap-tapping in the wall,

Only from the forest

The screech-owl’s call,

Only the cricket whistling

While the dewdrops fall,

So I know not who came knocking,

At all, at all, at all.

Puss

Puss loves man’s winter fire

Now that the sun so soon

Leaves the hours cold it warmed

In burning June.

She purrs full length before

The heaped-up hissing blaze,

Drowsy in slumber down

Her head she lays.

While he with whom she dwells

Sits snug in his inglenook,

Stretches his legs to the flames

And reads his book.

Walter de la Mare 1969

As you saw, PL’s, I altered the human to a cat in the illustration of the last piece. Much more fun.

I hope you enjoyed these two pieces. I loved the loneliness of the first piece and the tenderness of the second. I hope you found that so too.

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. I hope I’ve evoked some childhood poetry for you. I will feature Mr de la Mare again very soon.

Stay tuned for more poetry action…..

Things I would like to Experience…

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Today I went mad on the poetry prompt ‘X’ – a great Experience(!). This turned out to be good fun, and X is surprisingly flexible – and wistful. Anyway, read on and Explore (oh, stop it!)….

Things I would like to Experience

I’d love to get into a X rated film

Even better if it was 3D 

So I could wear X-Ray specs 

Then I would get the plane

To Mexico and become

An ex-pat, an extrovert, 

Lead a non-exacting existence

In Excessive heat 

Though I would have some 

Explaining to do when I’m extradited to 

Home ground 

That could all be very toxic

I expect 

An exciting thought though 

HM 2023

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s.

There is an X in all of us, so I want to see your pieces. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon…..

Halloween Capers..

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Hands up who likes Halloween?! I mean really likes it. I thought not.

Do you remember when it only once got a mention on Blue Peter and drawing a witch at school? And that was about it?!

Now, of course, it’s all costumes and paraphernalia. Awful! So I’ve tried to get over what confusion that period used to cause. It took me a long time to understand the Halloween concept, and no-one else knew either! Not really.

I’ve tried hard to put this over, read on….

Halloween 1968

Coal black night where witches fly 

“Can I come with you, aye bye and bye” 

Grey skies on a school afternoon 

they say witches fly right to the moon 

But what IS Halloween?!

Conkers lay dead on the ground 

come now, you’re home safe and sound 

shall I draw you a nice pumpkin pie? 

Americans don’t eat them, that’s pie in the sky! 

But what IS Halloween?!

Teacher shouty and brash

school dinners with corned beef hash 

Friday afternoon I’ll draw her a witch 

but Mrs Ross’s a bad-tempered old bitch 

But what IS Halloween?!

She’ll love her favourites Maxine and Pat’s

mine will get a glance and that’s that.

I’ll take it home, hope for the best 

that Mum will take the slightest interest

But what IS Halloween?!

This question actually comes from my lips 

Mum says shuttup and eat your chips! 

no-one cares less about stupid Halloween 

witches don’t exist, this is bloody obscene 

It’s actually the eve of All Saints Day 

now for chrissakes go and play!

But what IS Halloween?!

H Moulson 2022

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. An Unhappy Halloween to you all! We’ll be back real soon….

The Spice of Life….

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On Thursday we went to Poems not Bombs open mic poetry at the Spice of Life pub in Soho. A free event hosted by the talented Paul E McGrane from 3 till 5. A great performance space down in the pub’s cellar. A blissful and decadent way to spend an afternoon……

Adore this picture! Looks like I’m singing a French pop song! When in fact I read 3 poems!

From twenty or so poets, we had the joy of Donall and Janice Dempsey, the amazing Lee Campbell (and Rufus), Manatita Hutchinson (aka Lantern Carrier), and Steve Tasane – these latter two poets were a new discovery for me. Such vibrant and stunning material.

This is the lovely thing about live poetry, you really don’t know who you’re going to meet! I can thoroughly recommend them! I’ve put Trisha Broomfield there in the gallery but sadly she couldn’t make it this time, but Trisha was there and vibrant in July. And will join us again soon.

Poetry not Bombs takes place every third Thursday afternoon of the month at The Spice of Life pub in Soho. Sign up at 2.30 pm. Be there or be square!

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back real soon……