Further Adventures…..

Hello Poetry Lovers

Freshly back on southern soil after visiting the marvellous Sunderland. Please see the picture of the beautiful Sunderland Empire theatre below. What a great city!

Now, I look forward to All The World’s A Stage on Sunday 24th August. Devised by the prolific Anne Warrington, we will be performing great pieces at Garrick’s Temple in Hampton. My first visit!

I have not done this stunning venue justice. In fact, this was a nightmare to sketch! Anyway, it will be a great event and I look forward to it.

Pause for a fag break, then the Booming Lovelies will be performing at the Guildford Fringe on Monday 8th September at the beautiful Britannia pub by the river. (This was also hard to draw!).

https://guildfordfringefestival.com/

Then we have the honour of performing at The Petersfield Museum on the 11th September. A stunning place.

https://www.petersfieldmuseum.co.uk/events/meet-booming-lovelies

Then of course, there is the Morecambe Poetry Festival but I’ll come to that later…

Come and see us if you dare!

I’ve got to sit down for a while now as I am exhausted just talking about this. Stay tuned for further adventures…..

See you again soon, PL’s!

So The Adventure Continues….

Hello Poetry Lovers

I don’t quite know what happened to that quiet August I had planned. It’s got so busy that I had to drop The Sealey Challenge this year.

Well, what can I say about Broadstairs?!

A great reading at the lovely Chapel Bookshop and Bar. Thanks again to Wonderful poet Nick Goodall for inviting me. An honour to be included in Folk Week.

The next morning I explored Poetry Club that was on every morning for a week. I had never been to a morning reading before, a great new experience. It also gave me a chance to catch up again with the lovely glamorous Maggie Harris, (bottom right in the main picture above). A superb poet.

Unfortunately I missed the lovely words of Heather Mary Sullivan who performed on Thursday this week. I’ll make up for it in Morecambe!

So now it’s off to Sunderland!!

Me first ever visit! I can’t wait. I’ll keep you posted!

The thing is, suppose they don’t welcome me?! And I get a dunking in the River Wear?! Gulp!! Watch this space!

Upon my return, PL’s, I will talk about Poetry Performance’s event at Garrick’s Temple on the 24th August and of course, the Booming Lovelies gigs that are coming up.

This is a picture of my hotel. Tat-Ta for now!

Sweet Shops

Hello Poetry Lovers

Sweet Shops are all the thing at the moment. Round my way anyway.

A fascinating subject for the nostalgic, they carry such weight. Quite literally, who remembers getting two ounces of sherbet pips? Hands up!

Well, wonderful and clever poet Trisha Broomfield has captured these details and memories succinctly. A terrific piece that will bring back so many memories.

Read on – that’s an order!

Mr Bonnie’s Sweet Shop

It sat squat on the corner of Market Place and Cone Street

on the way to the dentist’s house,

it sold every type of sweet;

Fruit Salads, and Black Jacks, four for a penny!

Sherbet dips or dabs? Jamboree Bags,

rubbery Milk Bottles, Flying Saucers—

melted in your mouth and stuck to the roof of it,

hard boiled squares of Rhubarb and Custard—

cut your tongue and made it bleed,

bubble gum, soft and pink—stopped your words coming out

Gob Stoppers lethally similar to the gum,

garish pink shrimps, who would eat them now?

Chocolate Buttons covered in hundreds and thousands—

not proper chocolate like Cadbury’s

Aniseed Balls and Mint Imperials, choke hazards

wrapped in white, crumpled paper,

Liquorice boot laces and pipes, Jelly Beans and Babies,

white Cigarettes with red tips, we sucked the ends to points

Wagon Wheels, huge, Mars Bars equally huge

and with a reputation, Love Hearts—BE MINE

you could woo whoever you fancied,

they never had BOG OFF written on them.

Trisha Broomfield

Wasn’t that a beautiful piece?! Didn’t Trisha take you personally into that sweet shop?! Lovely words and memories. Thank you so much, Trisha. More please!

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon…..

Summer Fun

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Have we had our summer now?! It was just pouring outside!

Now we’ve all got a childhood holiday memory inside us. Damp tents, waterlogged sandwiches, dilapidated Youth Hostels, we could go on….

Prolific and clever poet Sharron Green has summed up that nostalgic adventure perfectly. A great fun piece and we can feel her discomfort and joy.

Featured in A Little Black Book of Summer Poems, published by Hedgehog, this is a wonderful read….

Summer Fun

Holidays were wet and tented,
sandwich stuffed and crotchety.
Spent on rowdy, crowded beaches,
castles flooded by the sea.

Back to campsite entertainment,
sour jokes and slot machines.
Cooking on the smelly stove : tinned
sausages, fried eggs and beans

For a treat, the new James Bond film
(Sean was quite a hit with Mum).
Once, a knickerbocker glory —
eyes were bigger than my tum.

When the week was done, we’d pack up,
waterlogged and feeling flat.
Hours in the car like sardines,
greeted by the sun and cat.

Sharron Green 2024

Wasn’t that a terrific piece?! Thank you so much, Sharron. So well written.

Now, Poetry Lovers, put your holiday memories on a postcard to the usual address, and Dobby and I will feature yours.

Meanwhile, enjoy your summer – oh yes, now where did I leave that raincoat?!

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We will see you real soon….

Interview with James Domestic

Hello Poetry Lovers

Welcome back to the Talk Show Studio.

(Rapturous and rowdy applause)

(Dobby bangs a ruler on the desk. Silence)

Now settle down PL’s, because our talented and prolific guest is about to come on!

A big welcome to James Domestic!

(Standing ovation. Security rush back from their fag breaks)

(Our esteemed guest glides elegantly down the lighted stairway)

Welcome to the show, James. I hope you found us alright. We are thrilled to have you as a guest.

I see you’ve brought your lovely cats with you (Dobby glowers in the wings)

Yes, I thought they could swap notes with Dobby. And they have a packet of Dreamies!

So, thanks for having me on the show, Heather.

A real pleasure, James. So glad you could make it.

(Audience cheer in agreement)

Why don’t you fill us in on your background?

My background is a bit all over the place. My parents were from London, though they’d moved out to Hertfordshire – a little place called Wormley – by the time I was born. 

Then when I was four, we moved – along with almost every other member of the wider family – down to Clacton-on-Sea in Essex.

I now live in Suffolk with my missus, Lu, and our two cats, Susan The Cat and Freddie Fuzzles.

I left school with almost no qualifications because I was rarely there, and when I was there, I couldn’t seem to concentrate and just mucked about. I was only interested in music, girls and alcohol by the time I was 14!

I spent my early post-school years between the dole and the factory, and a few other equally mind-numbing poorly-paid occupations (see Guff CV from the recent Poets Day Dream book). 

Then, out of desperation, I did an OU degree, and it had a massive impact on my life. I did a few years working in social housing, and then, for really over-the-top levels of scholastic compensation, I ended up doing a PhD in my thirties and now work at Essex University. None of my teachers would’ve seen that coming!

I’ve played in bands since I was fourteen and have made a lot of records with different ones.  I always put a selected, but not exhaustive, discography in the back of my books in case people want to check those records out.

I’ve played with my main band, The Domestics, for fourteen years and we’ve been all over – The Basque Country, Greece, Norway, Sweden, Germany, France, Belgium, Denmark, Netherlands…all good fun!

This is fascinating, James. Look how far you’ve come! A great inspiration to us all.

(Audience cheer in agreement)

And Wormley?! I had many friends from there. Clacton?! Swoon! Love it there!

When did poetry become a part of your life?

 

As the main songwriter in most of the bands I’ve been in, I’ve always written lyrics, which I guess – at a push – you might say are a form of poetry!

The first ‘proper’ poem I had published in 2013 in a book put together to raise funds for The Freedom Bookshop in London, which had been firebombed by fascists.

After that, a couple of spoken word pieces appeared on records by The Domestics; our 2015 split 7” with a band called Volunteers had Just Some Arsehole That Plays in a Band on it, and our 2017 album, Cherry Blossom Life, included Human Ikizukuri.

I’ve only really been having my books published and doing poetry gigs for maybe three years.

I’m loving this, James. A fascinating and fulfilling journey.

Who were your biggest influences?

 

Well, I’ve always enjoyed John Cooper Clarke and Ivor Cutler, and from that got into Luke Wright, Attila The Stockbroker, Rob Auton, Spike Milligan, Saleena Godden, Mark Grist and many more. I’m never really sure if they’re direct influences, but they may well be! 

I think I’m often far more influenced by poetry that I don’t like…trying to avoid those traps!

Oh, Luke Wright! The first performance poet I ever saw. Very clever.

All those names have made me swoon. Especially Attila!

Are you working on anything at the moment?

Well, I don’t think there’ll be any more books from me in 2025 – two is probably enough in one year! – so I’m focusing on the live stuff really, and also trying to pull together an hour long show with a bit of a through-line, but I’m not supposed to talk about that yet, so that’s all you’re getting on that subject!  Haha! 

There’ll be another book sometime next year as I’ve a lot of new work, but there’s no hurry.

The Domestics are slowly working up new songs for the next record and should be heading back to The Basque Country for a few gigs next year too.

Tantalising! And gigs?

I still have a fair few gigs in the diary for this year, I think.  You can check www.jamesdomestic.com for the latest info, to buy books or my folk art, or whatever.  Maybe sign up too…you’ll only get a handful of emails a year (I’m too busy to do more than that) and you’ll get a heads up about significant activities.

I have terrible Seasonal Affective Disorder which usually creeps in around late October/early November, which means I’m unable to gig through the months on November, December, January, and February, so I try to squeeze plenty in in the remaining months.

Well, I’m signing up now!

Sorry to hear that, it affects people terribly. Those dark months feel threadbare and lonely, I know.

So, (sweeps everything off the desk. Audience gasp)

What’s the best gig you’ve ever done? And the Worst?!

Oh blimey!  I can totally remember the worst – thanks for making me think about that, Heather!

I did one in Southend quite early on.  I was the main feature and on after the open mic section.  I started to get a little worried during the open mic as every single person – in fact, every other person in the room – was doing very serious, earnest, confessional stuff, which as you know is not what I do at all. 

It came to my set and they just did not know what to make of it.  Deathly silence between each poem.  It was excruciating.  I had a 25 minute set to plough through, and it was dreadful. 

You could hear every time someone took a sip of their drink or shuffled in their seat! Also, there was a council meeting going on upstairs and so halfway through my set there was a lot of noise of people strongly disagreeing on points of discussion. 

It honestly couldn’t have been much worse! But, having said that, I was pretty new to it and all the gigs I’d done up that point – maybe half a dozen – had gone really well, so I guess it was a leveller if nothing else! Anyone can have a shitty gig now and again.

There have been so many good ones. The supports with Luke Wright, Attila, and Andy Riley have all been great and I’ve had some great ones at Patch in Colchester, Good Shout in Peterborough, and at Poetry Scum in Nottingham, amongst others. 

The one that surprised me the most was when I was asked to do a five minute unpaid slot at Frinton Literary Festival last year. I generally don’t like to encourage what are essentially “pay to play” gigs if your expenses aren’t being covered as a minimum, but I took a chance on it and I was so glad I did!

I was on just before the break and there was a queue at my merch as soon as I left the stage.  Definitely in the top 3 gigs in terms of number of books sold – I almost ran out!

Also, that’s where I met the brilliant Andy Riley, a writer on Black Books, Big Train, Smack The Pony, Veep and tons of other stuff.  He’s ridiculously funny and we’ve done a couple of gigs together now, with more to come.  So, it was a fortuitous evening.

Oh Veep! What classy stuff he’s written. I must come and see you both, I bet you’re a dynamic set.

What a learning curve! These things do make us stronger. Such a great story.

So we off up the POW disco tonight? Lee Campbell’s going to be there!

(Our esteemed guest shuffles uncomfortably)

Out with it, James! Lee’s barred me again, hasn’t he?!

Erm.. I think it was that ‘Fluffy Kittens’ poem you did, Heather.

Er…Susan! Freddie! Dobby! Wait for me!!

(Mr Domestic legs it up the lighted stairs!)

Sigh! One lives with the pain after a while! There’s some dustbins outside where I can lie down.

Wasn’t James Domestic a fantastic guest, PL’s?!

(Standing ovation and cheers of agreement ).

Please look at his website. A fantastic and prolific artist.

Thanks for tuning in, Poetry Lovers. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon…

And We’re Off…..

Whoa! We’re going to Helsinki

Whoa! Finn Air(ways)

Whoa! I’m going to see Duty Free…

(apologies to Typically Tropical’s Barbardos)

Hello Poetry Lovers

Yes, we’re off to Helsinki and Dobby and Fish have wangled their way into joining us.

Don’t worry about me, Dobby and Fish! I’ll just sit quietly in Economy!

My first time in Finland and first time flying since 2015! I’m not entirely sure how many poems will come out of this trip but watch this space…

See you in a week’s time, PL’s. Don’t touch that dial!!

Two Great Events….

Hello Poetry Lovers

Here are two great events I’m looking forward to..

Yes, Poems Not Bombs at the wonderful Spice of Life in Soho. Hosted by the fabulous Paul McGrane. I look forward to joining the lovely Trisha Broomfield there.

And relishing this great event at The Chapel Bar & Bookshop in Broadstairs on the 12th August. A beautiful setting with beautiful poets and beautiful poetry.

Hosted by the wonderful Nick Goodall. Can’t wait. Get there! Don’t miss it!

As we all know, PL’s, there are other hot events coming up. Will keep you informed every step of the way!

Thanks for tuning in, Poetry Lovers. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon….

How to Entertain….

Hello Poetry Lovers

So we move on to How to Entertain.

With playing host, we mostly think of guests coming to dinner. Which can be a nice occasion but not always the case when the shoe is on the other foot!

Who’s been stuck at someone’s table and served absolutely vile food?! And you dreamt about that cheese sandwich you’re going to have at home through every course?! Yes! We’ve all been this sort of guest, haven’t we.

This piece I hope sums it all up. Please read on ….

Dinner

They say Dinner is a state of mind

But unfortunately butternut squash is real

On a par with anything named Gratin

A form of torture passed off as a meal

Certain dishes spell out Doom

Aubergine bake is best to avoid

Simply embrace the cheeseboard

Because vegetables make you paranoid

Anything with tofu in is also hell

You long to grill cheese on toast

Just be grateful there’s no lentils involved   

And plan revenge for when you’re host

I hope you enjoyed that piece, PL’s, and maybe you have had a similar situation at a strange dinner table.

Thanks for tuning in, Poetry Lovers. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon…..

Summer Clothes

Hello Poetry Lovers

Now, hands up who had to quickly sort out their summer clothes? As I suspected, all of us!

Where did this heatwave come from?! Why are we always caught out by this every summer?! And when you drag these poor clothes out, they look pale and uninspiring!

Fantastic poet, Trisha Broomfield has summed this frustration up nicely and poignantly in a super pantoum.

Do read on, it will strike a chord in all of us!

Summer Clothes

My summer clothes are raggedy

they slump about all limp on chairs,

no elegance, a tragedy.

Pink dresses layered in cat hairs

they slump about all limp on chairs.

The mirror never shows me smart,

pink dresses layered in cat hairs

in winter dressing is an art

the mirror never shows me smart,

linen crumpled, viscose creased.

In winter dressing is an art

boobs are hidden not released

linen crumpled, viscose creased,

with corns and bunions on display

boobs are hidden not released

white sandals have been out since May

with corns and bunions on display.

No elegance, a tragedy

white sandals have been out since May

my summer clothes are raggedy.

Trisha Broomfield 2025

Wasn’t that a lovely wistful piece?! Thank you so much, Trisha and more please. We’ve got a wardrobe in all of us, so poems on a postcard please to….

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll be back with more poetry action real soon…

The Thing is with Toasters….

Hello Poetry Lovers

Welcome back to our Domestic Appliance feature.

Now we turn to the Toaster. Wonderful poet Sharron Green has penned a beautiful piece on how a toaster can really be a vital part of our lives.

Despite cussing when my own toaster pops up with charcoaled bread, I couldn’t be without one either. Do you remember toasting bread under the grill?! Dire!!

Do read this great poem..

A poem about my Toaster

As a non-cook, but clearly a boaster,
I’m exceedingly fond and proud of my toaster.

It enables creations to be more than they might,
heating cross buns to a crunchy delight.

My crumpets become a delicate shell
in which oodles of butter cosily dwell.

It has a timer, that I’ve learnt to turn
to exactly the spot between ‘just right’ and ‘burn’.

I’ve the option of one slice, two or all four
(and when they pop up, I can swiftly post more).

My signature dish, ‘Beans on Toast’ (must be Heinz)
with shavings of cheese, pleases hearts if not minds.

I know as a chef I’d never get far
but my toaster and I are Michelin Star.

@rhymes_n_roses

Isn’t it marvellous?! And true?! Thank you so much, Sharron, more please.

Thanks for tuning in, PL’s. We’ll return with more poetry action real soon….