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The Slummy Mummy Launch Party part II

Okay, Poetry Lovers, despite Dobby’s exile, the Launch Party got seriously out of hand! And things began to get nasty… The Police had to intervene… The main troublemakers, including the Times Literary Editor and two thirds of The Booming Lovelies, spent the night behind bars. Protected from society Bribing the Judge with Slummy Mummy pamphlets,Continue reading “The Slummy Mummy Launch Party part II”

So, The Slummy Mummy Launch Party….

A Slummy Mummy pamphlet launch was on the cards. Forgive me for your lack of invitation, PL’s but this was a press night. Only the most elite could come through the door. You will be invited to the Slaggs Cafe launch very soon. Anyway, it all looked good and Dobby and I had been forContinue reading “So, The Slummy Mummy Launch Party….”

How Publishing Works

Hello Poetry Lovers Very excited to announce my poetry Pamphlet Slummy Mummy is due out on 29th May. But first, let me explain to you how publishing actually works I bribe – I mean, send Dobby to take my manuscript to a prestigious publishing house. And Dobby knew just the one! In a suburb ofContinue reading “How Publishing Works”

Grown Up

Hello Poetry Lovers Hopefully I should have my Slummy Mummy pamphlet out soon. It’s not just about parents, it takes us back to our own schooldays too. Why I want to revisit those schooldays, or go back to the school run is a mystery to me but….. Anyway, here is a piece from this secondContinue reading “Grown Up”