Hello Poetry Lovers,
After Dobby’s miserable encounter with Keats, I’ve persuaded her to write a nonet poem for Mrs Slagg. In return for (canned) sardines at the back of her pantry
Anyway, read on – it’s untitled
Give me food, preferably sardines
No, I’m not going to ask nicely!
I want that fish right away!
Or I’ll claw the carpet.
Again. What a bore!
I’m gonna sleep
on your bed
so fish
Now !
Dobby’s original piece Bollocks and F*** Off! was kind of scrapped, even though Mrs Slagg adored it! 
But we had to consider the church crowd who frequent the cafe after the Sunday service.
Now, Dobby’s had a go, 
it’s your turn! Get them rolling in!
That is fabulous! Dobby is a poet too!
How’s this…
‘C hez Slagg’s a dive!’ on Trip Advisor ‘H ateful service’ , ‘disgusting food’ ‘E vil cow’ , ‘we despise her’ ‘Z ero stars – she’s just rude’
S omehow, we poets L ove it madly A nd we so G ladly G o
Have a lovely day Sharron xx
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Love it, Sharron. That’s going up there with your lovely Waterfall one. Brilliant piece, sums everything up. Bless you xxx
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