Author Archives: heathermoulson

A Spring Special: Paul goes to put the rubbish out, and gets an unpleasant surprise! “What the f……?!”, he splutters. He immediately confronts Mrs Slagg: “What the blazes, Slagg?!  Do you know how much that Aga cost? ““It was a pile of shit, Mr Paul.  Rustic this and rustic that…..  You want a proper cooker!”“ThisContinue reading

Part Two: “Oh, my love”, I exclaim, “You absolutely cannot do that!  All those rough and half-naked pirates!” “And your point is…”,Marjorie grins I did the best I could:“No, my wife!  I forbid it!” “Well really!  One doesn’t expect such bad language from a Lady!Anyway, the cow’s gone overseas, and here one is, a singleContinue reading “The Amanda Ann Family Show Christmas Special”

Part One:“What ho!  Merry Yuletide and all that.   One is temporarily re-housed due to our latest nit infestation.  However, there are infestations that one had to take with us: Marigold, the temporary servant, who is growing big with my child And Marjorie has taken up with Marigold’s ghastly husband.  A sea faring chap whoseContinue reading “The Amanda Ann Family Show Christmas Special”

What ho, everyone!  Jolly good summer holiday? Me too.  Marjorie in St Tropez, and me on old home ground.   This is the best holiday we’ve ever had! What with Mary on maternity leave (I know, I know!), we’ve got a super new filly to help out in the meantime This is Marigold. Super company, pleasantContinue reading “The Amanda Ann Family Show Summer Special 2015”

Due to technical problems, such as Mary breaking the washing machine, and legal battles, such as Paul claiming damages for his hand operation, we have had to postpone the Amanda Ann’s saga for a while.   However, be assured there will be a Slaggs episode coming up to compensate.  (One I made earlier).   Many thanks.Continue reading “The Amanda Ann Family Show part Three and a half”

Our Hero, Plastic Paul, a prime suspect for Daphne’s murder.  Surely not???  Read on…. “Now look, Officer, there are things that you should know” The young constable sighed inwardly: That’s what they all say, these murderers.  It was going to be a long night “You see, my wife’s cousin and I had a complicated relationship”Continue reading “Part Two…….”

Part One:“Oh no!!!  Daphne!!!” “Oh my Good God!  Who could have done such a terrible thing?!” Our Hero exclaims, upon discovering the body:“We must act quickly, Marjorie! …. Ummm Marjorie..?”“Hic!”  The elegant Lady of the House replied: Paul turned to his cherished daughter, Lavinia:“For Gods sake, Lavinia!  Phone the Police – now!!” “Oh for fuck’sContinue reading “The Amanda Ann Family Film Noir”

Christmas is upon us once again, as we enjoy a sumptuous lunch. It all being a rather quieter affair this year.  Lord Posh popping round later, and The Slaggs away on their honeymoon: The old fool said “yes” at last.  (Chuckle)  Marjorie, naturally, was dissatisfied at her generous array of presents:  After all the troubleContinue reading “The Amanda Ann Family Show Christmas Special”

At first, it wasn’t easy for any of us.  I was so stunned that someone so vile could give me something so precious.Marjorie was just simply stunned. Traumatised by the Nit Nurse (who gave him the thumbs up!), Alfie would sob on his bed for hours.  And I knew the little tyke was secretly skypingContinue reading “PART EIGHT”

“But…”, spluttered Marjorie, breaking the life-changing silence, “You said he was Louis Walsh’s!”  “Hah!,” Davina spat, “And the poor sap fell for it too!  But now I’ve spent all the hush money, I can stop pretending!” “Davina!  You are a liar!”, I croaked, not daring to look at Marjorie’s stricken face.  “Just take a lookContinue reading “PART SEVEN”