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As Lord Posh had been so unsupportive lately, Paul confided in his agent about his turmoil:  The Agent, who had come to talk about a possible TV show, was delighted about this:   “That’s great, m’boy!  All good material!” (Paul wondered why he’d bothered!)    “By the way, this is my new assistant, Krista.  LovelyContinue reading “The Amanda Ann Family Episode Six”

Marjorie had finally got her new dressing table.  The French model she had hankered for.  And yet it seemed a hollow victory  now Paul had left her. Oh, he hadn’t physically gone, but the night he had met that Swedish mare, Marjorie knew she had lost him.   Marjorie started to clean up her act.  NoContinue reading “Life with the Amanda Ann Family Part Five”

This morning I woke up next to my wife, as it should be, but I know it didn’t start out that way… Why is this damned house so full of people?  Mary and Lord Posh are sleeping on our living room floor, spent from a night of violent love-making Leaving Mrs Slagg to take overContinue reading “Life with the Amanda Ann Family part Four”

Hamish had really got his feet under the table (or Lavinia’s bed really).  The young Scotsman cackled smugly:  “Snaffle!  Snaffle!  Och!  I’ve really landed on me feet here!  Lovely young bride, Go-er for a ma-in-law, nice hoose!  Nae money but never mind, this will do until something better turns up…”    Unfortunately for the young scoundrel,Continue reading “Episode Three of Series Three”

One now has wallpaper….  …but I mean, look at the state of it!  Who was this workman?  Meanwhile, Mary is finding the new power shower hard to come to terms with.  I suppose it’s understandable after growing up with a pail of water in a freezing scullery. I’ve a suspicion she hankers after it still.  Continue reading “Episode Two. Series Three”

 It seems one now has a bath – and lighting, such as it is I can’t see the Devil of the point of the thing:     And as for that shower chappie over there.    It seems old Lav is the only one who can get in there  Marjorie finally agreed to the sitting room cumContinue reading “Series Three of The Amanda Ann Family Show”

One has moved house: Lord Posh managing to wangle some money from our lost country estate and all that.   Unfortunately, Marjorie finds the house so common, she won’t even sit in the room.  I actually wanted this room to be our bedroom.  Hence the pink.  A kind of a love palace, if you will.  MeContinue reading “The Amanda Ann Family Spring Special”

Sadly, the trauma of Ken’s insensitive intrusion, and Lord Posh’s knockback meant Marjorie moving out of the family home:  Lord Posh offered her his pied-a-terre in London.  Great location, if somewhat bijou.  Begged her not to go, natch.  But Marjorie was determined.   I know there are things in life called fresh starts, and shamContinue reading “PART EIGHT”

Meanwhile, Lavinia did not take Alistair’s ill-timed flight very well….  “Goodbye, Cruel World!”, she sobs Fortunately, Mary made a timely entry:  “Oh Miss Lav!  Please don’t!  Get up at once!  He’s not worth it!  Besides, that thing hasn’t been connected for years!” Lavinia, despite her sleepy state, acknowledged that that was why the maid’s cakesContinue reading “EPISODE SEVEN”

That night, while our household slept fitfully, there was a menacing shadow across our happy home.    Mary, aroused from her sick bed, began to fear the worst. Cold and alone, (Alistair tactfully moving out),  she bravely crept up to our sleeping chamber:   “Master Paul!  I beg you to wake!” “Now Mary”, I said groggily, “WeContinue reading “EPISODE SIX”